The Most Bizarre - By a Ten Parsec Margin - Two Paragraphs In the History of News

You think I'm kidding? Read. Weep.

Receptionist Irina Legova said that Mr McCarney had told her that the donkey was a breed of “super rabbit” which he was bringing to a pet fair in the city. The court was told that the donkey went berserk in the middle of the night and ran amok in the hotel corridor, forcing hotel staff to call the gardai.

McCarney was found in the room wearing a latex suit and handcuffs, the key to which the donkey is believed to have swallowed.

UPDATE: While still the most bizarre two paragraphs - the story was a hoax.